i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand
who cooks normally?: Neither of them are good cooks. Volpe is an okay cook, but he mostly steals his meals and Velli has his served from the kitchens. When they eat together, it’s usually the food prepared for Niccolo.
how often do they fight?: Constantly. About strategies, alliances, values, many things. Both of them have a lot of pride and it leaves them irritable with each other for days, and it’s usually Niccolo who sucks it up and apologises first (in a manner that’s not a direct apology, like leaving some sweets on Volpe’s desk). Sometimes, they let out steam with some sparring and it ends in a really exciting climax.
nicknames for each other?: ”Bastardo.” “Idiota.”
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: No one pays for dinner if Volpe is your partner. But, on very rare occasions, Volpe does dish out some coins when he really appreciates the meal. And it surprises Niccolo every time.
who steals the covers at night?: Volpe, and on purpose. And during hot nights, he kicks them off the bed so Niccolo has to roll off and pick it up.
what would they get each other for gifts?: It’s Volpe who gives the rare and valuable gifts; most of them stolen. He makes sure his gifts has extensive history behind it just to tickle Niccolo’s intellect. Exotic items and expensive stationary too.
Niccolo obviously can’t match expensive gifts, but he makes it up with sentimental poetry and simple homemade treats, and that’s enough for Volpe.
who remembers things?: Both of them, but Niccolo is usually the one to bring things up.
who cusses more?: Volpe. More inelegantly than Niccolo anyway.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Tender loving care from both parties. If Niccolo is injured, Volpe would drop all of his duties to tend to Niccolo; always staying by his side and his worry will show very clearly. He’d mock Niccolo at first, but Niccolo can hear the tremble in his voice and notice that Volpe would get very quiet after that while he nurses him.
If Volpe is injured, Niccolo would insist Volpe rest nearby so he can constantly visit him in between his duties. This sometimes bugs Volpe because having Niccolo anxiously check up on him at 10 minute intervals makes him extremely restless.
Both of them will seek revenge as well; Volpe, by a humiliating near-death experience like robbing the person for what they’re worth then securing the person to a chair, bare naked, shallow cuts to their skin and hanging them under a bridge for the public to wake up to.
Niccolo would collapse the livelihood of person/s responsible or defeat them in a duel, because that’s a little more legal.
who kissed who first?: Niccolo. To shut Volpe up.
who made the first move?: To them, it’s a blur, mostly because they were drunk and lonely. It was Volpe, though, who began the flirting as means to make Niccolo uncomfortable. It had the opposite effect.
who started the relationship?: Interesting thing about this pairing is that they sometimes do and don’t acknowledge a relationship. They kind of fell into some romance routine, so it wasn’t started by one of them.
Yeah c: ~