kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.

kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.

workingonausername:

Markiplier just became my favorite Youtuber

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

boromirs:

“You are wise and fearless and fair, Lady Galadriel,’ said Frodo.

strangely-poetic:

jesuser:

imagine all your online friends living near you

"KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER WHY DIDN’T YOU REBLOG MY POST"

-imaginarythoughts-:

justsmilestuffhappens:

rennoc92:

volunt-spei:

iwantasnack:

taengthehero:

The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.


WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.

Turn your head sideways.

forced perspective photography?

Oh shit..

-imaginarythoughts-:

justsmilestuffhappens:

rennoc92:

volunt-spei:

iwantasnack:

taengthehero:

The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.

WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.

Turn your head sideways.

forced perspective photography?

Oh shit..

chessys:

the most important thing is to believe in yourself and also aliens

ofthemoonandsea:

If I ever bought a lizard I would call it Harry so I could constantly say, “yer a lizard Harry”.

abastilleheart:

that-triangle-band:

lets be honest bastille can not make a bad song 

Fact.

dutchster:

when my friend starts talking to someone i don’t know without introducing me

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